After numerous requests about another Jonny Morgan post (seriously, the blog is getting better) I have decided to listen to my viewers and do a post on the guy who has ruined my life in his own special way! Much Love Jonny!
Today I'll focus on his way of being a liar! No these aren't little white , these are preety mahoosive ones! They vary on what I'll call the liabillity scale. Let me give you a couple of examples:
I was born in Old Trafford. Scale:5
I have a girlfriend. Scale:10
Oh! Wait I just got a call, Jonny does have a girlfriend, and they have been actually going out for about a year now. I guess congratulations are in order......... NO WAY! I STILL DON'T BELIEVE HIM!
Chances are that he creates another facebook profile, msn profile, makes a doll and paint her and take pictures of him and his "doll" kissing. That would make a lot of sense, I mean C'mon- Lyme Regis? You can't just make place up you know!
Ok, back to reallity. Jonny tells the story of how we met numerous times, however, over the years, the basis of the story is true it's just that he has exageratted it to massive proportions!
The TRUE basis of the story is that he would hang out with this kid, and he got annoyed with him and said "Just go hang out with that nerd" 10 years on and I'm writing this. Now I will now tell you how this has expanded....
"Sam was sitting there on his own" Scale:1
"Sam was playing power rangers on his own" Scale:4
"Sam had a power ranger and was playing with it, on his own" Scale:6
"Sam was sitting on top of the monkey bars with a power ranger" Scale:8
Well, I bet in a few weeks it will be:
" Sam was hanging upside down from the monkey bars, giving birth to a power ranger and eating dirt" Don't act so suprised when he'll tell you this, you can be sure that I'll have to extend the scale.
My Name's Sam Hughes And That's The Way It Is
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