Thursday, 28 October 2010

They Just Don't Quit- Do They?

Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, how in the hell are they in a ny form of pollitical power? Why I ask you? Because there is one simple yet obvious reason why they shouldn't have any say on anything...


Because they are women!!!!!

Why do we us British Citizens have to wake up every morning, turn on BBC 1 and look at this...





Every single moring, every single day, I have to sit and wonder why, oh why we let a female ( I want to say human being, but that's pushing it) is on the television?
Please someone tell me why?




Looks like I'm not the only one who cannot stand this sort of abuse and humiliation!

I realize it may sound I'm not being very kind to the female (race is still pushing it) so ladies, enjoy some porn that I've put together for you...








Oh, a bit of girl on girl for you!






Your welcome!

Now, I think I've said all I need to say, I'm hungry, I wonder who I'll get to bake me something; yes you know who I'm talking about!









I'm only joking!



My Name's Sam Hughes And That's The Way It Is!

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Words That I Can No Longer Stand Because Jonny Morgan Has Said Them Too Many Times...

-John Mayer
-Fuzzy
-Tottenham
-Prick
-Fender
-Blues Harp
-Deluxe
-Stratocaster
-I'm bloody good at music
-He's no (enter guitarist name here)
-Lyme Regis
-Trains
-Jodie
-Alright?
-Roadhouse
-Trio
-Bitch
-Tone
-Brilliant
-The best
-Gig
-Matchbox
-Love
-Bannana
-iPod
-Counting Crows
-Jools Holland
-Soul
-Mowtown
-Blues
-Hebe
-Facebook
-Money
-Gigs (again)
-The O2
-Live & Unsigned
-Battle Of The Bands
-Woodrofe (Hogwarts)
-Ernie Ball
-Johnny Cash does nothing for me (?)
-Beach
-Cider
-South West Line
-Crane
-Will Geeson
-Jack sit down
-I've had sex with (enter any boys name here)
-I hate Man City


Too name but a few... I do like a lot of the above, well, until Mr. Morgan mentioned them.


Sigh



My Name's Sam Hughes And That's The Way It Is!

Sunday, 3 October 2010

GET IN MY SON!

After 3 hours of being in control of one laptop, one computer, one landline and two mobile phones. I bagged myself some tickets to Glastonbury!

It was stressful mind, here's my recipe for success...




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I was preety happy!


My Name's Sam Hughes And That's The Way It Is!