I'm not gonna bore you and tell you tales of weight loss, certain special beds at residentials, nakedness, a young lady named Penny, guitar or anything like that! Today I thought I'd talk to you about Jonnys new phase! I like to call this one.........Wait I need a wee............ Ok I'm back, I call it the: The annoying,flirty look at me I have a girlfriend and ride trains and make Sam look like an idiot phase!
Why that Samuel? Because my dearest, today on a lovley spring day Mr. Morgan displayed a new level of him. It was Drama and a new girl named Hannah joined the group (by the way did you know that Hannah is Hannah backwords? Yes Jonny I did know that!) Jonny began to be friendly but then got to be a bit imposing. He does what he normally does, you know, stand tilted to his right and ask personal questions about the girl (In this case). Music Or Sex? Music Or Sex? You know what Jonny? I don't think anyone really cared! But according to Jonny I'm always wrong!
Later he brought his flirtatious ways to Tutor in which I was called boring as he chatted to a couple of girls. I listened into their conversation in which one girl said Jonny "You are really funny" in which Jonny probably though- No I'm F**king Hillarious! However the words that came out his Steven Tyler lips were instead "Nah, 'cause funny people are ugly"
I'll leave you with that!
My Name's Sam Hughes And That's The Way It Is!
Me And The Man Himself
I did this post whilst listning to ELP Trilogy. So that's why it might be a bit werid! ON VIYNL FOOL! SAY NO TO ITUNES
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